http://thefattening.com/home daily 1.0 2024-12-24 http://thefattening.com/home/2024/12/19/diary-9609 monthly 0.5 2025-01-01 http://thefattening.com/home/2024/9/17/there-once-was-a-man-with-a-cat-on-his-head monthly 0.5 2024-12-15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/036df140-11bb-40de-974d-b322b8d40b79/IMG_3102.jpeg The Fattening - There Once Was a Man With a Cat On His Head - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/e05bf232-6f9e-4342-8078-89d763f3f0e2/img_0316.jpg The Fattening - There Once Was a Man With a Cat On His Head http://thefattening.com/home/2020/9/7/2855ksby9g4aawufw651yn4m2e19ok monthly 0.5 2020-09-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1599489138110-H8EWJJCV4Y1Z7YVEE305/IMG_1893.jpeg The Fattening - Inspiration http://thefattening.com/home/2020/9/5/dghf0q2h9jplqj2uwl3clhdwkyzie3 monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1599330164624-GOUQ8BGE999HP0LA1NXC/IMG_1860.jpeg The Fattening - Inspiration http://thefattening.com/home/2018/5/3/turkey-time monthly 0.5 2018-05-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1525397051571-S2JUG0GVRD8LZEKL5KPB/IMAGE.JPG The Fattening - Turkey Time http://thefattening.com/home/2018/2/15/chinese-five-spice-ice-cream monthly 0.5 2018-02-16 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1518752406120-X5SU126F8ESBKQ8BU62C/five+spice+scoop.jpg The Fattening - Chinese Five Spice Ice Cream https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1518752207865-8OFHZ2B6E0LTAGQZCFBX/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Chinese Five Spice Ice Cream Another neurotic mise-en-place by yours truly. We keep that diner-style sugar pourers right on the counter. It's so easy to pour out a teaspoon of sugar! http://thefattening.com/home/2017/12/5/inpc07l6aaiwgxkra3wyisobs9qt5w monthly 0.5 2017-12-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1512528937275-MQO57AOBJVK04FZL6IG3/IMAGE.JPG The Fattening - S’mores Ice Cream Pies https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1512529108468-1PRJADTU534YU1P30NG9/IMAGE.JPG The Fattening - S’mores Ice Cream Pies https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1512528990547-OXK7A142QJLUV0T0O4QL/IMAGE.JPG The Fattening - S’mores Ice Cream Pies https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1512529148277-WDAM5OHU44JZPXRPONWB/IMAGE.JPG The Fattening - S’mores Ice Cream Pies http://thefattening.com/home/2017/11/23/happy-thnksgiving monthly 0.5 2017-12-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1511480088032-5RSNEU6RBR041LSRPZP1/IMAGE.JPG The Fattening - Happy Th*nksgiving Do I deserve that look Buster is throwing at me? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1511479925610-AT9NZSOYNSZH9950H2YG/IMAGE.JPG The Fattening - Happy Th*nksgiving These resemble nothing. They don’t even look like lumps! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1511458021377-OWAN7LN06TZYBNYMI5XA/IMG_1210.JPG The Fattening - Happy Th*nksgiving I think my first bag-and-seal is quite respectable, though Buster is obviously disappointed that the delicious odor of blood has been locked away.  http://thefattening.com/home/2017/11/8/dog-shots monthly 0.5 2017-11-24 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1510154779648-6JHVIPO256IG6PQ6XM4A/IMG_0505.JPG The Fattening - Dog Shots http://thefattening.com/home/2017/3/18/doughboys-donuts-rockford-il monthly 0.5 2017-03-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1490151746762-B69K3DD7UFJVY1ZO89YF/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Doughboy's Donuts, Rockford IL Light, not drenched with sticky glop. It tore apart easily and happily, revealing the cinnamon sugar between curls. I've got some sticky stuff on my thumb, and I slammed my pinky in the oven door. http://thefattening.com/home/2017/2/21/recipe-bourbon-butterscotch-ice-cream monthly 0.5 2017-02-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1488071231835-1V5IMPVLJUXKS2PB7232/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Recipe: Bourbon Butterscotch Ice Cream My maternal grandparents (left) and about 2/3 of their good Catholic army congregated in the formal living room on Thanksgiving circa 1982. I can't believe grammy allowed that dog- Foozie- in the living room. She practically made us wear hairnets in there but that for the years she fostered that dog it had carte blanche to shed everywhere. I'm seated on the floor at the left, between Gram and that damned dog. You can easily pick out my uncle Lou- he's clearly loathing the dog most of all. Look at my sister Nancy- she started wearing rugby shirts the moment she hit college; no one but me realized that was her coming out of the closet. Uncle Lou was a surgeon. He armed Grampy with a syringe and vials of penicillin and allergy meds. Grampy had no medical proclivities but he was fearless and that was enough. If any of my family needed antibiotics we rolled up our sleeves, Grampy screwed on the needle and then he jammed that thing in to the bone. I remember Nancy and Janet comparing bruises. Simpler times! It looks like my brother Dave is half in the bag and this was obviously the era my cousin Michael spent as a feral wolf-child. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1487982895176-D7DZCBIDA8OPHJQ274IL/Bourbon+butterscotch+mis-en-place.+It%27s+not+in+the+recipe+but+I+like+to+add+a+bit+of+orange+peel+while+the+milk+simmers. The Fattening - Recipe: Bourbon Butterscotch Ice Cream Bourbon butterscotch mis-en-place. It's not in the recipe but I like to add a bit of orange peel while the milk is warming up/simmering. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1487983191543-NRM23F0GT4WTCCRWVBE6/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Recipe: Bourbon Butterscotch Ice Cream The bourbon butterscotch ice cream mis-en-place is absurdly simple since you've already made the bourbon butterscotch. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1488223779293-B188WFSNB42UYIS188N9/IMG_2703.JPG The Fattening - Recipe: Bourbon Butterscotch Ice Cream My therapist has a bowl of butterscotch candies next to "my" chair. At every session I have one and I think about my grandmother and about heroin. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1488247467914-ABOGS4QT5U1BES899SRJ/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Recipe: Bourbon Butterscotch Ice Cream Cherry dip: I hate that shit but it made kids happy so my contempt was sometimes pushed aside. http://thefattening.com/home/2016/12/17/the-definitely-cereal-bar-experience monthly 0.5 2016-12-30 http://thefattening.com/home/2016/12/5/food-porn-inas-blondies monthly 0.5 2016-12-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1480968361128-WG7LFP5P5FYZMOQAOYI2/FullSizeRender.jpg The Fattening - Food Porn: Ina's Blondies Get it all out there, baby. Setting out a neurotic mise en place doesn't guarantee success but it sure gives you a firm footing. In addition to setting out the correct amounts of a component, think about the temperature of those elements. Unless a recipe specifically calls for a cold ingredient assume that each element should be at room temperature. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1480968434812-V25Y0RVPWST3QLUYP6ZA/IMG_0549.JPG The Fattening - Food Porn: Ina's Blondies Thank you, Ina! Ready for butchering. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1480968186945-H5B2F7JPWFGE9R73RKJK/IMG_0544.JPG The Fattening - Food Porn: Ina's Blondies Fold in your inclusions! Don't clobber them with the mixer except under extreme duress. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1480968305768-A4HSTGGPKLXB1E77TMZU/IMG_0548.JPG The Fattening - Food Porn: Ina's Blondies The edges are starting to pull from the dish so here comes the yum. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1480968237427-HYVCYA0L4GRQVR70MA7J/IMG_0547.JPG The Fattening - Food Porn: Ina's Blondies This photo is here only because I want to put my face down into the pan. http://thefattening.com/home/2016/12/2/recipe-white-trash-chicken monthly 0.5 2016-12-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1480721981066-N5WQXS41PSMR2M9HPLJC/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Recipe: Trashy Chicken Serving suggestion: the best accompaniment is canned green beans topped with some crumbled Lay's potato chips. Look at how colorless and flaccid these beans are. Perfection! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1480722150974-KB0TISM6HSLTUCY0ZBPG/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Recipe: Trashy Chicken You kind of need to use Campbell's but for every other ingredient there is only one rule: GO CHEAP. I accidentally bought Cream of Mushroom with Roasted Garlic which is too fancy but I wasn't going to run back to Sam's Club for the right thing. Partially seen: D2 spreading hay on the kitchen floor for our pig to sleep on. http://thefattening.com/home/2016/11/23/recipe-bourbon-whipped-cream monthly 0.5 2016-11-24 http://thefattening.com/home/2016/11/13/russ-craigs-reality monthly 0.5 2016-11-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1479061988014-GMVCVPNJI05F0D2YQYQE/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Russ Craig's Reality Page one of four. "Good news... Al Franken beheaded" makes me laugh out loud every time I read this. http://thefattening.com/home/2016/11/5/i-wore-a-watch-and-i-liked-it monthly 0.5 2016-11-10 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1478393163263-1GMOR6IH5XW1CJQ5KSJB/IMG_8703.jpg The Fattening - I Wore a Watch (And I Liked It) Genevieve and Buster climbed into an SUV with me and we wound our way through the South. Bryan was our advance man, taking care of local sourcing and production and making sure each town knew what was about to hit. Organizers never grasp that when we say "be ready to serve an extra 1000 people over an extra 4 hours" we are quite serious. We pulled up to our first stop only to find customers queued up in a line nearly 500 deep. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1478401183274-B0PSRC6VEF4P4WX6AZ9R/Tour+Map+No+FL+SQUARISH.png The Fattening - I Wore a Watch (And I Liked It) In 1978 Malcolm McLaren booked the Sex Pistols on their first (and fatal) United States tour. Instead of sending them through the expected cities (NYC, Los Angeles, Chicago) he started them in Atlanta and the trip wound through the south, culminating in San Francisco- the only city that made sense for them to play in. McLaren's logic was that the least appropriate routing would generate the most press. I really wanted to model this southern tour after that disastrous Sex Pistols jaunt. Bryan and I hoped for protests, police escorts, you name it. Fortunately or unfortunately the tour was perfect and amazing. More stories about BGIC's southern tour to follow. http://thefattening.com/home/2016/10/26/living-the-dream-freeport-il monthly 0.5 2016-10-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1477525133620-PCMPLCB1YNY2ADE93K3H/image.jpg The Fattening - Living the Dream, Freeport IL http://thefattening.com/home/2016/10/21/taco-salad-this-is-it-eatery-freeport-il monthly 0.5 2016-11-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1477079333820-1656BQRIFKSD0PBG3MTR/image.jpg The Fattening - Taco Salad. This Is It Eatery, Freeport IL. The waitress goofed up my order so she brought me a couple fried Oreos. Every year Andrew Zimmern posts pictures of fried crap served at the Minnesota State Fair and it leaves me loathing the idea of stuff like this. They were kinda good. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1477079163872-Q8SLW33YJE3S4WGSO00I/image.jpg The Fattening - Taco Salad. This Is It Eatery, Freeport IL. I asked my friend Fany Gerson (a ridiculously talented Jewish Mexican chef) a question. Ignore the typos, she probably had dough on her thumbs. "Pinches gringos" is Mexican slang that roughly translates into "stupid fucking crackers." http://thefattening.com/home/2016/10/6/so-you-want-to-learn-about-ice-cream-two monthly 0.5 2016-11-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1475792552929-R6T261D5X7XGDF7WH1Y0/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - So You Want To Learn About Ice Cream. Two. I was shocked when I looked through hospitalization photos and saw this shot of the book. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1475792387371-2JK9B4PTR7E8EAPEBATS/1475636829028%5B1%5D.jpg The Fattening - So You Want To Learn About Ice Cream. Two. OINK OINK! Here I am in cardiac care, bring me a friggin omelet! http://thefattening.com/home/2016/10/12/growing-up-carter monthly 0.5 2016-11-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1476314274919-UFHO0O63G436OIKUHOY0/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Growing Up Carter Jake is always looking out for art. This framed mess hangs in my hall. He found it in the trash somewhere. God I love Jake. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1476313952583-KPYN0YFPE3XBN49YW757/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Growing Up Carter Look at her unbridled enthusiasm! Amy Carter! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1476314587713-9U3W1SVMEMCOW7TMTC9F/alisonarngrim386147.jpg The Fattening - Growing Up Carter The last time I saw Alison I got her kicked out of the men's room at Roseland Ballroom. Oopsie! No, we weren't doing blow in a stall.   https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1476314164212-35K1QXF6A0U2J4DEVUMA/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Growing Up Carter This is the best photo ever taken. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1476313692297-ES931JPDNDOS5MTCE88F/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Growing Up Carter “Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? http://thefattening.com/home/2016/10/8/inspiration-enfield-ct monthly 0.5 2016-10-08 http://thefattening.com/home/2016/10/6/democracy-freeport-il monthly 0.5 2016-10-07 http://thefattening.com/home/2016/10/3/so-you-want-to-learn-about-ice-cream monthly 0.5 2016-11-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1475548236685-08WH9XDOXE0VAZFZM4DZ/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - So You Want to Learn About Ice Cream. One. It's that guy from TV with Ari Kiki the Hot Mess. She's sort of a deranged Amy Winehouse. She's brilliant. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1475549680586-FU2A4Q3BC9V9ADX5RTZV/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - So You Want to Learn About Ice Cream. One. When pudding pisses you off you should know that you're really in a bad place. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1475547605436-QY14M5D02FYWUDR12DXJ/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - So You Want to Learn About Ice Cream. One. My seat-mate for the mix calculation computer seminar. That smile got me further into the seminar than I would have gone without it brightening the room. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1475549757459-5MNK1IEK67YP4IFA7UPS/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - So You Want to Learn About Ice Cream. One. "Peachy Paterno?" Fuck that. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1475548016286-ARCRO9KV0QK22ETAQYQ8/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - So You Want to Learn About Ice Cream. One. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1475636604709-1OPBC7ZPIR968ITZEZ0K/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - So You Want to Learn About Ice Cream. One. Everybody with me? Bullshit you are. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1475896437769-93IQ4VBFQAH4Y9JG85B3/IMG_6782.JPG The Fattening - So You Want to Learn About Ice Cream. One. Gus and his sister Mimi, bosses at Toscanini's Ice Cream in Cambridge MA. Oh, and Buster. http://thefattening.com/home/2016/9/27/fourteen-mice-one-skunk monthly 0.5 2016-10-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1475294067891-O3GVTV153QYTR0QUQ6FL/image-asset.png The Fattening - Fourteen Mice, One Skunk. Check out Exit 57 on the Mouse Expressway. Nice one, building maintenance. FYI it's two and half years later and they STILL haven't replaced my non-functioning living room radiator. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1475029510085-LAU73TED6K9P88JHSNYQ/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Fourteen Mice, One Skunk. Speaking of dreams... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1475029749577-HTGT0195DIHMOZPRPWFX/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Fourteen Mice, One Skunk. It's been over two years since the lady downstairs "burned out," in the words of Manny The Super. Her apartment is still sealed by City Marshals and someone keeps putting plastic flowers at the door. I hate living in New York City. http://thefattening.com/home/2016/9/21/lets-go-out-to-the-movies-pittsfield-me monthly 0.5 2016-11-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1474509768217-AMGZPUC75SNVGIBXQJBP/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Let's Go Out to the Movies. Pittsfield ME. Dwight Eisenhower in front of The Bijou in 1955. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1474510472953-AI4RWZB2WLME1LVINLGU/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Let's Go Out to the Movies. Pittsfield ME. Slightly unrelated so I've tucked it away at the bottom: another shot from the 1955 Eisenhower stop in Pittsfield. I mentioned above that the town department store was owned and operated by my (maternal) grandparents, Lawrence and Mabel Dysart. That's them leaning out a second floor window at their store and a few windows over my uncle is in partial view. My grandfather was a real character, and I can say unequivocally that Big Gay Ice Cream would never have been born without some of the lessons he taught me. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1474509965537-CLTKAK2CQFI2EJEAUD6L/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Let's Go Out to the Movies. Pittsfield ME. The Bijou in 1972, a few years before it was sold to the town. Next door you'll see my grampy Dysart's department store. The theater is showing "Dirty Dingus Magee" (in technicolor!) two years after it was released. Frank Sinatra as the title character. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1474511180017-8V4Q6XKX6NR29JBV3IXN/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Let's Go Out to the Movies. Pittsfield ME. A fairly recent shot of the theater's interior. The circle shows where five year old me hid on the floor during a showing of JAWS. http://thefattening.com/home/2016/9/19/dz8rwn3tyn0uqghkvvtysfpbdus6me monthly 0.5 2016-10-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1474318065973-S9W07K0IJWBHURAX2WHJ/big-gay-ice-cream-truck-3.jpg The Fattening - The Truck, First Story. Photo by Raphael Brion, ass by Bryan Petroff. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1474317821716-W7N0P3VWKA106E7PNOWX/image.jpg The Fattening - The Truck, First Story. Note the Spongebob Squarepants tip bucket. That's from the Target on 225th. I had to empty that thing every 10 minutes not because it was overflow but because people would reach in and steal it all. NYC! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1474317803805-Z5R3NJ1ANCCEZC8PVRZX/image.jpg The Fattening - The Truck, First Story. Look at my leg in the door. I lost SO much weight working on the ice cream truck. My thigh is 9x bigger (flabbier) now. http://thefattening.com/home/2016/9/14/recipe-blueberry-ice-cream monthly 0.5 2016-10-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1473901828194-AYEBSD7W9LROAAO23CGD/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Recipe: Blueberry Ice Cream Look at me, fancy-sprinkling salt for the camera! That shirt could have used an ironing. Photo by AmEx. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1473902169722-2BL7NIE3DAI53KJRYV90/image-asset.png The Fattening - Recipe: Blueberry Ice Cream I just love using a spatula to stir, and whisks are great for whisking! Photo by AmEx. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57abb4ccc534a59cdf257139/1473902248995-DHYIVIPJTZEGI2Z0FLNI/image-asset.jpeg The Fattening - Recipe: Blueberry Ice Cream There's the nearly-done blueberry ice cream freezing in my little Breville ice cream machine. Ain't it pretty? 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